1. 200,000+ Miles on the stock motor.
2. Another 100,000+ miles added after being turboed.
3. Of course it's a "grocery-getter." That's because its gas milage will allow it to travel farther than the next gas station.
4. All the money saved from good gas milage can be put toward... well... anything
5. You might have 800+ hp in your Camaro, but we've got DVD on 3+ screens!
6. Camaros can run good E.T.'s... NO KIDDING!?! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO!!.

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